We broke up a few months back and I know you are still not over me. I know what you did and I'm not happy but I decide to have some fun with you. I text you asking you to come over for coffee to talk and you jump at the chance, not knowing I have other plans. I slipped something in your coffee and within seconds of your first sip you start to fade. You come to strapped to a chair with me looking down at you. I explain that I know what you did and I know about your secret fart fetish. So to show you that I own you I've decided to indulge your fetish until I have you addicted to my farts unable to think of anything else. Once I have you hooked you will be begging me for more but I won't give you the time of day. I full your nose and lungs with farts until I've had my fun and leave you stewing in the stench while I go to the bathroom.