POV: We're dating. When you came home from work today, I was napping naked on the couch. After a few minutes, I start getting really gassy. It intrigued you and you sit on the bed to watch. You had only been watching for a a few seconds when I wake up and notice you. "Were you just watching me fart?" I tease, "Do you want to know what they smell like?". You're hesitant. You only wanted to watch for a bit. You don't actually have a fart fetish. You begin to say no, but I cut you off by telling you to close your eyes. When you open your eyes, you have the sheet over your head and my asshole right in your face. Now you're trapped. You're going to have to smell all of my gas, no matter how badly you want to escape my smell.