It’s kind of weird, isn’t it? You meet a new friend who happens to be a woman, you hang out once or twice, and then suddenly she ghosts you. Not only that—it’s like she disappears completely. It’s happened time after time, and you can’t figure out why. You asked your girlfriend, but she just said some women are flaky and you’re overreacting. It happened again recently. Your new coworker, a nice enough girl, stopped showing up to work the day after you exchanged numbers and talked about hanging out outside of work. You come home a little earlier than usual, feeling confused and upset, and find your girlfriend just getting home too. But she seems…different than usual. She’s always been a curvy woman, but today her belly seems extra round and bloated. You’ve seen her stuffed after a big meal, but she’s never looked like this before. And she’s behaving oddly too. Bringing up your new work friend unprompted, giggling to herself like she has a secret…almost as if… No. That can’t be true. Can it?