Aww, poor nerdy little goody-two-shoes... are you worried I'm going to lure you into a life of sin? No need to worry, I'm willing to allay your fears- in fact, I'll even help you out! Only REAL LIFE actions are truly sinful, right? So as long as you just stay home and FANTASIZE about sex, you'll never actually sin. You can stay a good little virgin beta bitch forever, jerking your cock to my videos every single weekend while everyone else goes out and sins. But not you! You'll be a good boy and stay inside instead. Pumping perpetually to me... on your screen. Because as of tonight, you're pledged to be a perma-virgin.