Well, you've really done a number on my wasteline these past couple of weeks. I woke up this morning and I couldn't seem to button my favorite jean shorts! I blame you and all the yummy fattening treats you've been feeding me. But you crossed the line babe, I cant fit into my pants and I think you need to pay for that. So have a seat, I have a suprise for you. You're gonna eat everything I put in front of you. I'll make a fat pig out of you, just like you made me a fat pig. Matching bellies for the both of us! So open wide... and don't you worry- I have dessert too
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