We meet at a bar. You can’t believe you caught such a beautiful woman’s attention and you will not pass this up! We get to my house and you begin to get nervous. I can tell. I begin to tease you a little telling you there is nothing to worry about. Nothing to worry about until your pants drop. I laugh at the the view because I can’t believe you would even come over bringing such a tiny dick in front of me. What the fuck am I going to do with that?! Ive seen clits bigger than THAT! haha this is hilarious. Im going to have fun with you; but, probably not the way you were fantasizing about. . By the time I’m done with you….You will never go out and pick up a woman with that tic tac, ever, ever, again