Are you eager to take your slave training to the next level? Do you long to become a devoted edge slut for me? Stroke while I tell you how I’m going to take control of your life. Your orgasms belong to me now. The “2022 Spring Cum Schedule”, released on January 1st, was wildly popular. Who could’ve predicted that hundreds of lost gooners would want to obediently follow MY instructions every single day for a whole year? It turns me on knowing I have such an extensive army of denied jerkers eagerly hanging on my orders day after day. I’ve updated and redeveloped The Goon Calendar to include two strains of instructions: REGULAR MODE and HARD MODE. Regular mode is for my trainee subbies who love surrendering and cumming for Goddess. Hard mode is for seriously denied edge sluts. Both are for good boys who live to do what they’re told. Whether you choose the path of indulgence or desperation, each will challenge you to become a well trained, disciplined slave for me. By the end of the year, you’ll be so broken and so completely adjusted to life under my control that you couldn’t imagine being without my orders. What equipment will you need? What are the rules? How will you be punished for disobedience? (This will be detailed in “Goon Calendar Punishments” and on The Goon Calendar site) You will take a pledge to obey, then we end with a countdown to denial. Sign up to GoonCalendar.com for your daily orders. (Watch “2022 Spring Cum Schedule / Goon Calendar Hard Mode” to learn more about HARD MODE. Optional chastity adaptations to The Calendar are coming soon!)