I don’t care that you’re in a relationship bitch. You are mine, because let’s face it, you’d much rather be here on your knees, stroking for an elite goddess, than with her. I’m so much better than her. I’m who you think about when you’re turned on. She doesn’t have a body like mine, does she? She doesn’t treat you like I do. That’s why you jerk off to me whenever you have some alone time. One day she’s going to find out how much you jerk to me. When that happens, you’d better tell me because I always find that funny. Another relationship ruined because I’m so irresistible. To help that along, I have a task for you. I want to leave a little bit of me in your home. This is how you’ll do it…