We arrive at My house and I flop onto My bed in front of you. I tell you how much I enjoyed our time together and how glad I am that our mutual friend set us up. I cut to the chase quickly and ask you if you fuck on the first date. You don't seem opposed so you begin to undress from the waist down as I get on all fours. The moment I see your manhood, My face drops in shock. Then I can't help but to giggle. I knew it was as small as my friend said it was. She set you up with Me as a prank and so I could witness how pathetic your cock is. No wonder everyone says that you're a virgin. I spare you no mercy as I tear you apart for your gall that you'd think I would ever be interested in that itty bitty thing between your legs. It's the smallest I've ever seen by far. I inform you that everyone knows about your sad, tiny cock and that you're a virgin. You probably always will be with a cock like that.