I want to tell you about my new fuck buddy. You can get on your knees and stroke your pathetic dick while I tell you about all the ways he’s better than you. I’m also going to make you admit out loud how much of a loser cuck-boy you are. And to add injury to insult, you’ll have to slap your balls every time I say his name. This will make a great reminder for you of why, while guys like him get hot girls, you’re at home on your knees, jerking off to women who are out of your league.