Are you humping your hand again? Still not actually fucking a woman. What a surprise! You know, I don’t think you’ll ever get laid again. I can’t see any woman wanting sex with someone who jerks off as much as you do. You might have some deluded hope that you can turn this around but no, you’re just going to be lonely and in your room fucking your hand for the rest of your life. Buy this clip now so you can hear me mocking you about your pathetic your existence is, since this is as close you come to any kind of sex life, loser.