I worry that some of you fatties aren’t fully embracing your fatness and living up to your true potential as an ever-gaining fat-ass. As you live your life, every second of every day, you should be immersed in your obesity. You should feel like a fat-ass pig down to your very soul. In short, I think we need to work a little more on planting a true sense of self into your subconscious. So, here’s a step I want you to add to your everyday morning routine, so you can ensure that you as a fatty are always starting your day right. This clip is gender-neutral.