Happy Saint Patrick’s Day, weaklings!!! But what’s a Saint Patrick’s Day, anyway?? Every single day and every single dollar is mine - It’s The Captain’s Day! I know you’re weak, lonely, and vulnerable today… so save the booze because I’m the only thing you’ll need to get fucked up tonight. You are going to watch, listen, goon, send, repeat. Understood? I want you weak, trembling, and EXTRA weak for me.