Hope goes last, for you is should have been the 1st one to go! With that joke of a dick you should not even dare to try to fuck a woman, keep it hid, don't show it to anyone, all you got and will get for your entire like will be laughs. There will be no desire on the face of any woman, no turn-ons, nor wetness of any kind, just humiliating laughter. Get it off and make it a key-chain trinket, the only way it can be useful.