Valentine's day is just around the corner, and we are here to make sure you're ready! We want you nice and plump so you can get a date. You don't want to eat? Oh, we didn't ask... We are going to make you eat all of this chocolate. Stuff your faces, and maybe you'll be fat and sexy enough to find your valentine. This is taking way too long, and we are running out of chocolate... Time to use magic! Now you are just as fat and plump as we need you to be. We're going to poke and prod and show you off, and you'll definitely fall in love.. with food