My date had to cancel last minute which was a shame because I am all dressed up and horny. I was just going to get myself off and watch some movies when I noticed that you (my roommate) are trying to hide a boner. Seems you have a little crush on me. It's so sweet that you thought just because I am horny and my date cancelled that you finally get a chance with me. You aren't in the friend zone but you certainly aren't going to fuck me.
