There is little you can do to earn my prized ass. How could you possibly even dream of such an honor. A lowly booger like you hardly even deserves to look at me, let alone hope to touch or sniff. And sniff you wish I would let you, it is clearly written all over your face. What a piece of trash you are, I think I know what to do with a delusional imbecile like you. Get on your knees I have your first official task.