You’re my old friend, and I’m excited to see you for the first time in years. I am a little nervous too though. Since I last saw you, I’ve put on some weight, and I remember you were always a thin, healthy person. What if you’re disgusted by how I changed? It turns out I had nothing to worry about because you’ve gained weight too! You’re huge. And when you have the nerve to smirk and judge me over my weight gain, I do the same to you. You’ve gotten fatter and grosser than I have, no matter how much you try to deny it. Look at how flabby your belly is! At least my weight gain makes my tits and my ass look sexy, unlike yours! Eventually I have to admit that we’re basically in the same situation now. We both got fat (even though you’re definitely still fatter!!) and we shouldn’t tear each other down over it. We should bond over it instead. This clip is gender-neutral.