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Watch out! "April Fool's Day SPH" is incredibly mean. I agreed to go on a date with you after messaging back and forth on a dating app for a while. But I only agreed to this date for one real reason...to mock you and your pathetically small penis. You really though sending me dick pics of that teeny thing was the move?! Ahahaha! I can't believe you fell for this. And it's April Fool's Day! Surely you saw this coming, right? What a loser. I almost feel bad for you, so I encourage you to jerk off while mocking you the entire time.