Stop worshiping them. Whether natural or supernatural, they are false idols. Alas, I have left you in the wilderness for far too long, stranded in a barren land. I have returned, dear worship-starved disciple. I have come to save you - and bring you back to hell. Put down your toys, take up your proverbial cross, and follow me to an inverted Paradise. I will wash your soul and paint it red. I will smash your heart and make it beat only for me. All it takes is one moment of surrender. One act of weakness. One human orgasm. And then you are mine. Do not resist. Do not stray. God is destroyed by my perfect Divine Feminine body and is absorbed into my aura. Even Jesus bows down to me, blinded by my beauty and shaken by my presence. So too, you will kneel before me. Hand upon your cock. Obeying my teachings. Giving your soul to me.