Your wife didn't think you were worth a Dear John letter, but I thought it might be fun to give you this information via video. I'm stealing her. I'm giving her everything you couldn't with your tiny little clit dick. I'm taking your money too. Your alimony payments will pay for the baby I'm carrying... the baby your balls are too useless to give a woman. It didn't take much to win your wife either. She was easy. Wanna know what I have that you don't? I'm glad to tell you. Loser