eargasm alarm

who would not like to wake up to THIS: a plain ear suck and bite alarm. sucking and biting your ear - trying to get you out of bed. you know what for. you know why. whispering to you. giving you the chills with my voice.  you can use this as your morning alarm. maybe on a Sunday morning when you don't have to go to work huh? because you don't wanna be going to work after hearing this - trust me ha ha