We’ve been dating for months, and this whole time I’ve had a feeling that there’s been something missing. There’s some deeper level we just aren’t connecting on. And after much consideration, I think I’ve figured it out. You know you need a strong central woman in your life. A person who will keep you in line and keep all the little puzzle pieces of your life from drifting apart. You just thought that woman would be your girlfriend. But you were wrong. We were both wrong. The girlfriend you truly need isn’t a girlfriend at all—it’s a Step-Mommy. This clip is gender-neutral.