I’m here to put your concerns to rest. You worry your idle fantasies have some deeper meaning. You’re growing more and more certain your gay thoughts aren’t so harmless after all. But don’t worry—you’re obviously as straight as they come. Here I am, with my womanly curves and especially my gorgeous tits. And there you are, staring avidly at them. There’s nothing straighter than a man ogling a set of breasts. As long as you keep staring, as long as you keep ogling, it doesn’t matter what else is going on in your head. It doesn’t even matter what sort of verbal fantasies I start spinning or how those fantasies affect you… None of it’s gay as long as you don’t take your eyes from my tits.