[Custom, no name] Let’s get one thing straight. I am completely perfect. Nobody can say I’m an inch shy of perfection because they’d be lying. Everybody loves me. Everybody loves Goddess Eva. Everything is so easy for me. I just breeze through life enjoying my wealth and success, having everything handed to me. Anytime I express a desire, I have dozens of slaves tripping over themselves to give me whatever I want. I’m so beautiful. Let’s go through my ME album. I want you to study my beauty as I show you some of my favourite photos of myself. Seriously, who made me this gorgeous? It’s not fair to everyone else! I’m sheer perfection, from the tip of my tiara to the soles of my Louboutins.