I love doing squats in the gym so i decided to do a home squat workout on your face! Guess what - all the protein shakes have gone right to my ass and i'm so gassy. I may just fart (like 50 times) on your face. You are on the floor and you get the spectacular view of my ass crashing down onto your face, letting rip inches from your nose. Can you smell what i've been brewing? Up, down, up, down constantly on your nose. I'm ignoring you tho so you'll just have to take it. MPX