Every year I hide my eggs away from people, and EVERY YEAR, greedy fucks go looking for them so they can steal them away from me! This year, NO ONE will find my eggs where I'm going to hide them - In your ass! I picked you, because you're so pathetically insignificant, no one even notices you exist! I also know you've got room in there for ALL my eggs, because of what I know you do in your personal time. One at a time, I'm going to insert my eggs into your ass, smallest to biggest. It's a tight squeeze, but I know you're up for the challenge! Just make sure you don't break any in there, or there will be consequences.