<p>You find me lounging on my bed, once again I’m on my phone and ignoring you. I know you’re there. I know you’re probably jerking off. But my attention is expensive! I explain this to you while you’re staring at my perfect ass and feet, begging once again to jerk off. I laugh and tell you to get out your wallet. I’m always looking for a few good wallets that will fall open whenever I need something. And I always need <i>something</i>. You’re going to jizz on your wallet for me. Opening it up flat in front of you, you’re going to jizz right on it while I ignore you. After that, every time you open that wallet, you’re going to start to get an erection. I count you down and flip you off, knowing what a pathetic paypig you really are. </p>