yes I know you want to be my slave, but are you really worthy? do you have the financial means? do you have any talents or special ss you can contribute? I know you most likely don't have a large dick.......so why the fuck should I let you serve me? so you can retweet everything? so you can send me digital flowers? I fucking hate digital flowers! The real fact is that you're a broke tiny dick loser with no useful qualities. So why should I even consider you for a slave? in fact I don't even really have time to be explaining this to you, I'm going to check my email and you can just yank on your tiny dick while I ignore your slave wanna be ass