I saw how you were looking at everyone at the pool today, all the girls in their bathing suits - I saw  you looking at me. It's ok I guess if you return the favor for me. You get to look at me all the time, and I haven't seen anything from you, how is that fair? Come on, take off your swimming trunks so I can see what you have going on! Ok... so.. that's it? Sorry I've just never seen one sooo small? How can I even describe that? It's like a micro penis! Well maybe I can try to make it get bigger...