<p>How does it feel to walk in a room, knowing that you will never leave? You think you’re here to receive your state-sanctioned lethal injection, but since you’re not going anywhere, I feel comfortable telling you my secret. The compounds used in a lethal injection are quite lucrative on the black market, so I’ve been pocketing the injections for years, making a boat-load of money off of victims like you because I prefer to get rid of you the old-fashioned way. Putting a pillow over your face is all well and good, but I find that taking a seat right on your face is far more pleasant for me and for my victims. You came in here struggling, but now that you’re staring at my big, beautiful, round ass you know that you’re going to go a happy man. Get ready to meet your demise under my ass!</p>
