I'm interviewing losers to fill various roles. I peruse a your "application" and roll my eyes. You've written lame stuff like "I can buy your things at the bar", "I can give foot rubs", "I am good at oral", "I can multitask". I tease me with my body while making fun of your stupid application. So you're good at oral? I give you a large dildo and have you attach it to the wall. I want to see how good you are. I get you to kiss it and then lick it but I'm not satisfied. I have me strip and take a picture promising it is "for your employment file" and no one will see it. But I'm not done and get you to ride the dildo and moan "Step-Daddy Camryn". You ask to stop but I want to see your "multi tasking" - you have to ride the cock AND send me a tribute. I laugh while you try to do both. Humiliated, you ask to leave but I like the multitask. Send me a tribute while you stroke one handed. Finally, I let me cum, but on the dildo. You try to leave but I tell you you're still not done. I make you lick the floor clean while sending two more tributes. Finally as I leave you show me your notes: LOSER , COCKSUCKER PAYPIG!