It’s so hard to find a good personal assistant these days. But I think I finally found one. He’s a little clumsy and dumb, sure, but he’s so eager to please. Those sort of boys make the very best PAs. They don’t push back or question me when my demands get a bit out of the ordinary, or when my control slips past the boundaries of work. I tell him to get down on the floor and bark when he’s made a mistake, I tell him that he won’t be cumming again until he can get his act together…and he obeys. Simple as that. I think we’re going to make a very good team.