Unfortunately you HATE my gas, which is a problem because we're married. I burp freely and shamelessly while going about household activities such as cleaning, cooking, eating dinner, etc. Every time you make a comment, ask me to say excuse me, or ask me to stop, I become annoyed and disagreeable. I make it clear that I'm not going to stop burping to please you, and if it's going to be a problem this may not work.
