I find you on my floor, a delightful little treat. I scoop you up and begin showing off my mouth, making you smell my breath, and burping. As you gaze into my enormous, wide open mouth, I explain that you'll be going down my throat, way past my uvula, and into my stomach. I tell that I'll be swallowing you whole and alive, and that you don't need to worry about my teeth. When I'm ready to swallow you, I countdown from 10, showing off my mouth in between each number, and slowly lower you in. I trace you down my throat with my finger and then release a small burp when you enter my stomach and begin laughing.