!!!Only fart threats, no real farts!!! Your parents hired me to babysit you again, and this time I'm prepared. I picked up some takeout on my way over- the smelliest, most gas-inducing foods I could find. I make you sit and watch while I eat garlicky stuffed peppers, onion dip, and pizza topped with garlic and onion. I burp and taunt you while I eat. You just have to watch there as your fate worsens with every bite. It takes me about 12 min to get my food down, and then I take you out to the living room, shove you down, and get started on you. I burp on you, blow some into your nostrils, make you smell my nasty hot breath, and threaten to fart in your face. I giggle excitedly as you suffer beneath me. I gloat about how horrible the food made my burps smell. Towards the end, I put on a face mask and burp into it a few times, remark on how terrible the smell is, and then make you wear it. Not all my burps in this are huge, because of the big meal I ate they're more gurgly and whatnot! NO FARTS ONLY FART THREATS I don't do farts ❤️❤️❤️
