Well I never! Such a sad sight on such a strapping lad! That wee little mess floating around between your thighs is what. That's not even considered a penis my dear. Pweenis if you're lucky! Which is why I'm amazed that you're even trying to tug away furiously at that thing as though you ever successfully came like a real man. Stop it! Euuurgh That's not a cock! That's an itty bitty little clitty Which is why I'm brushing this wig here... I think it's about time we finalised what you really are. Just a chick with an unfortunate clit. And today I'm going to dress you up