dressing room homewrecker On a day of shopping i run into you and your wife. She thinks were friends but you know better. I hate her and i think you can do so much better. So i put on a dressing room show from bikinis, lingerie, and other outfits mocking her pathetic body as i compare the ways im better than she is until i convince you that she doesnt deserve anything new and you buy my clothes for me instead, and we run off to go dine while she stays behind and cries like a pathetic heap on the floor at my feet where she belongs