You wouldn't believe the day I had at work today. I couldn't wait to get home. There's nothing that I needed more than a good foot massage from my foot slave. I remove my shoes and smell them. Ew! They kind of stink. Smell them. You're such a loser. Make sure you lick them nice and clean while I sit here and relax. Now get to work, make sure you get in between my toes too. There's nothing like relaxing and having a nice cold dr!nk while my feet are getting pampered. This is the life! Well, for me... not quite to you. Haha You should be happy that I even let you touch my feet. It's the least I could do, right? Little foot slave? It's the only thing that you're good for, right? Loser! Your parents probably had better plans for you than to be a foot slave didn't they. They probably wanted you to be a doctor or lawyer. Haha, what a big disappointment for them, huh? To find out that their son is nothing more than a foot slave. Sitting at the end of my foot stool licking and pampering my feet. I don't think it gets any worse than that does it? Nah, probably not. I can't think of anything worse than that. You have such a pathetic life! I instruct you on how to clean my feet. Make sure you stick my big toe in your mouth. Don't forget to get that spot right there too, it's kind of dirty. I humiliate you about your daily duties. Cooking, cleaning, driving me anywhere I want to go, and pampering my feet. Mmmm... this is the life