We've been having a lot of problems lately. You've always said that you have trouble in relationships, but I didn't realize that you were such a terrible boyfriend. I think this all stems from your upbringing. I don't think you were raised properly. So I've decided to take some drastic measures: I'm going to regress you into your early years. I want you completely infantilized. Then I'm going to raise you all over again. I will help you become the honest, caring, kind man I know is deep inside of you. But that's a long, long way off. First we have to get you all swaddled, shaved, and settled down for a nice rest!