What is a “Goon Magnet”? My big tits are! They attract Gooners just like you from all around the world. My tits are magnetic. My cleavage is magnetic! My jiggly tits attract stupid Gooners every single time. That’s what happens when you have triple g tits with hidden magnetics inside! All I have to do is flash my cleavage & every Gooner flocks to me. It’s hilarious how powerful my Gooner magnetics are!