I’m your step-mom and I’ve had it with your filthy potty mouth so guess what? I’m going to teach you a lesson you won't ever forget - the good old fashioned way - by washing your mouth out thoroughly with a BIG lathered up bar of Irish Spring soap! I cruelly scrub your mouth repeatedly, making you lick and suck on the lathered up bar and convincing you to lick the bubbles off of my knuckles and fingers and finally - Encouraging you to take a taste and start chewing - telling you you’re going to have to EAT that whole bar of soap. I Hope you're hungry! Watch me laugh in your face with each swallow.