It feels good when I make fun of you for being a virgin, doesn't it? While you follow along to my jerk-off instructions, I’m going to tell you about your pathetic sexless existence and the painful reality that you're going to be a virgin FOREVER. After all, it's too late for you now. It's just you and your hand beta, because you know no woman is ever going to want to share their pussy with loser virgin like you.