I found this guy on the street who's so small he fits between my fingertips! I have always wanted to fart on one and maybe even cause him to pass out but never actually tried it. Now, topless, gassy and in a bed with Sindell who I know is packing some gas, it seemed like no better time! Dangling him millimeters from our asses, we challenge each other with sulfurous farts that even make us wince and grin. We up the intensity by pulling away our revealing underwear, leading to more rancid winds. I push so hard that my asshole turns pink and when I have no more to give, we switch it up and Sindell resumes the farting duties. Nasty farts upon nasty farts, the little man tried valiantly to hold on but alas, he was no match for our booties