(This is a custom and includes the name "Matthew"!) Surprise! It's your birthday and I wanted to do something special! I'm straddling the bed dressed in sexy black lingerie and thigh-high stockings. I tell you about how we've been having some trouble in the bedroom lately, but I found a woman, a witch doctor of sorts, who gave me a magic plant to smoke that she claimed would make your dick bigger! Not only that, but your dick would be harder and you'd last longer too! Come on, we might as well try it! I smoke the magic plant and I can feel myself getting turned on. You're definitely nervous about it, but I'm eager to see if it worked. You show me your penis and I'm AMAZED!! Look how huge it is, I can't believe it worked! You're shocked though, because YOU can see that absolutely nothing has changed about your small penis, and you're so embarrassed about all of the praise I'm giving your "new" cock. I try touching it, stroking it, and licking it, and the view changes between what I *think* I see versus what you *actually* see. I'm so confused as I play with your dick, because somehow it doesn't feel like a giant cock? I start quickly jerking it off, unbothered about making you cum too prematurely because the witch said you'd last much longer! But you're frantic, you know that you're going to blow your load any second, but I won't stop jacking you off! I don't notice that you shoot your little load all over yourself and I'm baffled about how you're so sticky all of the sudden. I suggest that I try fucking your magic cock next. You can see how excited I am to experience a more normal-sized dick, and the humiliation starts to get you hard again. I think that I'm about to straddle a huge dick, but really I end up barely slipping your soft penis into my hairy pussy. I half-heartedly try fucking you, noting that it doesn't feel any different than usual. I suggest that I try smoking some more to see if that will work, but then I ask you to tell me honestly. Did it change your dick? Disappointed, I start insulting your tiny penis and your lackluster stamina, and tell you that I'm going to use my vibrator to satisfy myself and allow you to jerk off while watching me. Feeling the effects of the magic plant, I give myself an amazing extended orgasm, and figure out that maybe the magic was how we would get to finally cum together. Happy Birthday!! Tags: american, brunette, small penis humiliation, sph, verbal humiliation, 420, smoking, magic, penis enlarging, penis shrinking, dildo fucking, dildo sucking, disappointed girlfriend, mean, insults, premature ejaculation, orgasm, masturbation, vibrator, moaning