Oooh hello darling; I heard you coming in very late last night, and I thought it would be an excellent time for a little chat, while your step-father's out. I'm so glad that you're enjoying yourself going to clubs and parties, but I have to warn you that some of those young women have no idea what they're doing when it comes to, ummm, *sexual* things. I heard you on the phone complaining that the girl you hooked up with yesterday thought your ideas about blowjobs and the like were sexist and pornographic, and I don't want you getting the idea that anything about sex should be seen as shameful or dirty. Sex can be WONDERFUL, darling! I hope you don't mind my having this conversation with you, but I do want to help you all I can, as a mature, sophisticated woman of the world. Whoops, ooh dear, my dressing gown has slipped a bit, and you can see my stockings. I always wear stockings actually; I know that dressing to excite my man is a valuable part of being a good sexual partner darling! And look at my fine French lace lingerie - girls today might think it's sexist to dress up like this, but I know men love it. Goodness, you're certainly reacting! No darling, being aroused by the sight of a beautiful woman in lingerie is nothing to be ashamed of - why don't you get your cock out sweetie, and start stroking it while I show you what a real woman of the world looks like under her lingerie...