I know you're completely entranced by my long, beautiful legs and my sexy feet. You can't stop staring at my crossed legs, especially with these heels on. It's obvious to me that I'm not dating a normal man, I'm dating a perverted foot fetishist!  This means our relationship needs to change. No more dinner dates, pretending to be a normal couple. You're going to spend your time with me on your knees, worshipping my feet.