Oh good, you’re awake now! your new brain chip has been installed, and surprise, it’s all about Me! Every time you close your eyes, I’ll be there, saying your ATM drone mantras, reminding you of your triggers, teasing you endlessly. All you need is My voice guiding you through this blissful paypig programming, and lucky for you, you’ve got access to it every time you close your eyes thanks to your new brain chip. Oink for Me, piggy.