That's right I needed to crank out some selfies for snapchat, twitter, etc. etc. etc. and I just don't have time to deal with you today. To give you attention or talk to you. All I have time for is me and so I feel it's only fitting that since all you ever have time for is me that you pay me accordingly like a good little idiot while I snap away looking gorgeous in my heels and lingerie because face it i'm giving you an amazing view whether I give you attention or not