You're middle aged with a nice job, a car, and the looks. You have everything going for you... well, almost everything. Your dick doesn't work anymore! How sad. Without a working dick, none of those other things matter. That career you worked your whole life for? Meaningless. That fit body? Pointless. You will never be able to satisfy a woman, which means you're going to end up alone. There is no special someone for you, boomer. Just you and your hand forever! And even your HAND doesn't help you reach an orgasm. Sucks to be you.